• Printed in the USA

    Every shirt. Every order. No exceptions.

  • Order by June 26

    Wear it on the Fourth — guaranteed or we make it right.

  • The Cookout Guarantee

    Wrong size? Didn't love it? 30 days, easy swaps.

PRINTED IN THE USA. LIKE IT SHOULD BE.

250 years ago, a bunch of farmers with muskets told the most powerful empire on Earth to pound sand. We figure that's worth celebrating in a shirt made the same way — right here, by people who give a damn, built to survive every cookout, fishing trip, and hardware store run you can throw at it. No overseas warehouse. No paper-thin blanks. No beige.

You only get one 250th. Same goes for this run.

Limited print run. When a design sells out, it's gone — we're not reprinting history.

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